Crazy Stun Guns and Safety Gadgets
1. Jedi Stun Wand. Imagine wielding a wand not unlike a Star Wars light saber, two feet of metal glowing ominously blue and waiting to zap an assailant with 800,000 volts of electricity. And if your Jedi-like defensive display isn't enough to ward off your attacker, this "telescopic stun gun" will emit a 130-decibel alarm that surely will! Check it out here.
2. "No-Contact" Stun Jacket. Don't have mad Jedi skills? No problem, just slip into the "No- Contact Jacket," a garment that can deliver 80,000 volts to anyone who grabs you. Made from Aracon, a electricity conducting fiber by DuPont, the jacket is powered by a simple 9-volt battery, which is enough to build up a high-voltage, low-amp charge via a chain of step-up circuits. The wearer is protected from shock by a rubber inner lining, and a key must be inserted in the sleeve to unlock a safety mechanism to begin the charging process. A button inside the sleeve can then set off the stun effect. Link.
3. The Stunning Ring. For that next anniversary, why give your loved one a piece of expensive jewelry that simply glitters, when you can arm his or her finger with a tiny pepper-spray blaster that masquerades as a "beautiful" ring? The "Stunning Ring" features silver or gold plating, a genuine black onyx stone, and of course, a button-activated pepper sprayer that can be refilled between uses. Revel in its beauty here.
4. Cell Phone Zapper. "I just called to say... ZZZT!" Here's one feature you won't find on that fancy new iPhone. Billed as "the most realistic looking cell phone stun gun on the market today," this cute little unit can jolt an assailant with 900,000 volts. Apparently, all you need to do if being mugged or raped is to discreetly pull this baby from your pocket, pretend to place an innocent call to your date explaining why you'll be late for dinner, and ZAP! A potential life saver for you and the ultimate wrong number for your attacker. Call it up here.
5. Hot Walkers. You've seen women briskly walking with hand weights for a good cardiovascular workout, but how many of them were "Hot Walkers" equipped with pepper spray? These 1-pound walking weights serve the primary purpose any ordinary hand weights serve, but the replaceable pepper spray canisters inside can give that special fitness buff in your life an added feeling of security when out on the paths. Link.
6. The Scorpion 200. Can't decide whether pepper spray or a stun gun is the right defensive gadget for you? Now you don't have to choose, since the Scorpion 200 gives you two layers of protection in one stylish device. Which are you in the mood for today? Paralyzing your assailant with 200,000 volts or blinding him with painful pepper spray? Or why not a little of both? The Scorpion 200 puts both powerful options in the palm of your hand. Check it out here.
7. The Heart Attack. You may have heard that lashing out at an assailant with your keys between your fingers is an effective way to defend yourself. The Heart Attack takes this concept to the next level with a heart-shaped plastic weapon that normally hangs innocently from your keychain, but when held between your fingers can deliver a painful stab in the sensitive body region of your choice. Learn more here.
8. The Real "Sharp"-ie Pen. For just $5.99, not only will you get an expensive-looking, functioning pen, but also a lethal knife ready to be unsheathed to ward off an attacker. Comes in a variety of stylish colors and you can even buy in bulk with a discount if you want to give the whole family a gift that says, "Don't forget to write" and also "Give that pickpocket a stab for me." Link.
9. Blinded by the Light. Want to create an opportunity for escape without causing permanent harm to your assailant? Help your potential attacker "see the light" by rendering him temporarily blind with the handy AL22, a pocket flashlight that packs a whopping 110,000-lumens beam. Illuminate yourself.
10. Fists of Steel. These powerful SAP Gloves include 8oz. of steel sewn into the knuckle area of each high quality leather glove. They look innocent enough, but allow you to pack a powerful punch and literally floor your opponent. According to the site selling these: "Law enforcement has been using them for years to help win fights with unruly suspects. Order yours today and be prepared next time you need to throw down." Throw down here.
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